Nuthin' to see here folks

shouldnt:

OMG HAHAHAHHAHA

brootal-emocore:

bloodyoathmate:

those people who insult you and then act like the victim when you say something about it

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"WOW OMG I WAS JUST KIDDING JESUS Y CANT U JUST TAKE A JOKE GOD GET OVER IT ITS NOT A BIG DEAL OMFG WOW I DID NOTHING WRONG"

where-is-my-comb:

Raven’s dad was a hardcore sass-master.


I give myself very good advice
but I very seldom follow it
this could explain
the trouble that I’m always in

I give myself very good advice

but I very seldom follow it

this could explain

the trouble that I’m always in

nancydrewho:

*saves game*

*presses exit game*

"Do you want to save your game before you exit?"

"I should just in case" 

richarcl:

i hı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ate when there’s something on your screen

spicy-vagina-tacos:

youre-so-basic-it-hurts:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

thousands of followers but still stuck with 10 note selfies

the fuck

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you gotta be kidding me

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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7. biggest turn off(s) 12. ideas of a perfect date 17. a fact about my life 18. phobia

7. Sour cream and chives. I’m not even joking on that one.

12. Playing video games and watching anime like the geeky weeaboo trash that we are.

17. I sleep on a mattress that’s too big for my bedframe.

18. I don’t think I have one. I get a little nervous around stinging insects and thunderstorms but I hardly consider those to be phobias.