those people who insult you and then act like the victim when you say something about it
"WOW OMG I WAS JUST KIDDING JESUS Y CANT U JUST TAKE A JOKE GOD GET OVER IT ITS NOT A BIG DEAL OMFG WOW I DID NOTHING WRONG"
Raven’s dad was a hardcore sass-master.
I give myself very good advice
but I very seldom follow it
this could explain
the trouble that I’m always in
*presses exit game*
"Do you want to save your game before you exit?"
"I should just in case"
i hı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ate when there’s something on your screen
thousands of followers but still stuck with 10 note selfies
you gotta be kidding me
For example, you can:
- be in a shampoo commercial
- start a boy band:
- spot some choice booty:
- break into song:
- see some people in frankly offensive outfits:
- attend a metal show:
- listen to some sick jams:
- discover zombieism:
- sample some tasty snacks:
- watch someone get burned bad:
- find something you really like:
- find something you really, really like:
- find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:
- and wonder if you left the stove on:
7. Sour cream and chives. I’m not even joking on that one.
12. Playing video games and watching anime like the geeky weeaboo trash that we are.
17. I sleep on a mattress that’s too big for my bedframe.
18. I don’t think I have one. I get a little nervous around stinging insects and thunderstorms but I hardly consider those to be phobias.