Nuthin' to see here folks

My grandma is feeling weaker than we thought, so I’m going over in a few minutes to help my brother take care of her. See you guys again soon.

fricklefracklephan:

thecompanionsdoctor:

thecompanionsdoctor:

Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif

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and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this

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Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years

Which one of you assholes brought this back

Every time i see this it hurts my tummy

I suck at texting unless:
  • I am in a relationship with you
  • You are my mom
  • I need something
  • Me and you are close as fuck

portablemiah:

Cute nicknames for your girlfriend or boyfriend

  • N00b
  • King Henry VIII
  • Sad cow
  • Potato skins
  • 5 Gum
  • United States army
  • That one gay Teletubby
flyingmintbunny:

fight for your friends or the chicken gets it

flyingmintbunny:

fight for your friends or the chicken gets it


THE CREATOR HAS SPOKEN

THE CREATOR HAS SPOKEN

revedas:

THIS WAS SUCH A GREAT JOKE

b00nat:

beccadex:

fawken:

could u imagine

spending 200$+

opening box

then

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i think thats crazy cool, but can you imagine how much thats worth since its obviously a manufacture error in the color. making it exclusive green

yo how many eggs did it take you to hatch that shiny 3ds

literaryghoul:

unless your teachers are abusive assholes there is no fucking reason to disrespect them

they are literally trying their hardest to get you an education

teachers have every right to complain about rude students or the amount of papers they have to grade because their salary is low as shit

oh wow, your math teacher yelled at you because you were ignoring the lesson and talking to your friend

i wonder why

jesus christ teachers have it hard enough dont be an asshole

dinuguan:

Pan’s Labyrinth (2006)